Tag: funny
group name: writingwombats
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March 08, 2008 12:48 PM EST --
This is my edited version of an article from my Uncle Cecil, who begged me to post it for him. I am not allowing Cecil, an 86 year old con artist and general hard case to actually join . . . more
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March 03, 2008 04:10 PM EST --
I have an uncle who is a very old man. He was given a computer recently and he is having a real blast. You know those spam emails we never look at it? He loves them. He has answered everyone . . . more
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April 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT --
This is the fifth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone . . . more
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January 21, 2008 10:16 AM EST --
I go to the fridge to get bacon out to cook for breakfast. I open the door, lean down to open the clear plastic drawer and see...splattered ick on the ledge of the fridge.
Oh YUCK...what is that grossness, . . . more
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January 28, 2008 05:13 PM EST --
I had wanted a pet for as long as I could remember.
Santa had failed to come through for me three years in a row and every birthday wish list had been ignored by my parents.
I finally accepted my . . . more
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December 12, 2007 04:14 PM EST --
Does anybody care? I do. A lot spelled alot is simply wrong. I see it all the time. It's driving me nuts. Short trip you say? You have no idea. Do you have . . . more
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July 15, 2007 12:26 PM EDT --
Six Month in the Land of Smiles-A Mostly True Memoir of My Life in Thailand
The curse of small town life imbedded me with an adventurous spirit and untamed wanderlust. Of course by “adventurous . . . more
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March 28, 2008 06:05 PM EDT --
Just for fun:
You can create videos with your own faces at: Jibjab Sendable Videos .
My daughter and grandsons sent me this video . You need an Adobe Flashplayer to view it and there is a download . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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April 16, 2008 02:03 AM EDT --
We have two new members of the household. Vipper, our Engish Springer Spaniel puppy, has been with us for six weeks now, and last night little bitty kitty Palooka joined the family. . . . more
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September 23, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
On my way home from work, I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw an elephant. Of course those of you who know me, know I am a story teller. But I don't lie. I told everyone but . . . more
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April 07, 2008 12:05 AM EDT --
This is the fourth in a series about my week in charge of my own life, while Hubs is on vacation. The previous installments are:
Home Alone - I'm No Cinderella
Home Alone - Hunting . . . more
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September 15, 2007 05:02 PM EDT --
People love to talk about their dogs. I do. Each one seems to do something special. My golden retriever won't go outside. He whines and cries as if he were standing in hot oil. . . . more
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July 14, 2008 12:40 PM EDT --
The happiest man in the world is a pink little guy I used to care for at the Faribault State Hospital in Minnesota. "The Colonel" was born with severe Down's Syndrome, yet he enjoyed . . . more
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . . more
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May 19, 2008 02:08 PM EDT --
After four hours of touring the flat expanses of Eastern North Dakota, I told my buddy I'd seen empty parking lots with more scenery.
At least parking lots have interesting stuff like white . . . more
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May 02, 2008 06:29 PM EDT --
I would've made a great cheerleader, cheering my little heart out in a cute little skirt, swishing maroon-and-gold pom-poms, flirting with football players. I would've made a great cheerleader . . . more
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May 08, 2008 10:33 AM EDT --
Wonderboy hovered over the rectangular encasement and gingerly felt around the razor-sharp edge. A microfilm of sweat popped out on his forehead, his smile edgy, hands trembling, while his team, . . . more
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May 14, 2008 06:41 PM EDT --
First, let me say, I am very close to all my grandchildren, but this one has a special place in my heart because she has a defective heart. I spoil her rotten. Once, when I was spoiling her . . . more
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August 27, 2007 08:46 AM EDT --
"Will any woman be able to survive marriage to Dr. Laura's son?"
I have a friend, Barry, who spends time pondering questions that wouldn't even occur . . . more
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